Chadwick Rende

Known Aliases: Dildo, DJ, The Wick

The better half of Team Southpaw is as smooth and money as his name implies. Reluctantly hanging out with Nifkin, he loves to loaf around in a backwards hat, long beige socks, and nothing else. When asked if he is coming to spring practice, he replied "no need to get in shape, I'm just gonna work on my throws and be Riblet".