Sam Lee

Known Aliases: Asian Sam

Wanted in 12 states for the theft of a Sam's Club shopping cart, Asian Sam, as he likes to be called met his separated fraternal twin Campo while holing up in an empty XBox case on the shores of Lake Erie. Originally a stillborn when ripped from the loins of a she-wolf, Asian Sam faced an uphill struggle from the start. After besting Hades in a battle of wits with a classic she-male riddle, Campo hiked his placenta-covered womb-mate towards the light. Having traded his swaddling clothes to a geisha for a bloodied silk kimono, Campo managed to evade social services while rearing his beleagured twin with the aid of a recently retired wet nurse. The pairs' teen years have been chronicled in the VH1 re-adaptation, "Oriental Twist", shot in an orphanage in the Triad's corner of Chinatown.