John Hennessy

Known Aliases: Hennessy

Hennessy’s mild mannered Clark Kent persona is betrayed by his drunken philandering.  A swinger who operates on his own terms, his antics induce as many headshakes as grins.  A purported stud in the classroom, he spends his free time working out to his Beegees Dance videos.  He plans to open his own yoga studio this summer, in order to “let it hang loose”.  His original plans were dashed when he was informed his ripped jeans and flannel fall clothing line were not selected for the Sears Classics catalog.  Don’t feel bad, Evil understands.