Chris Bassett

Known Aliases: Lamar

The first person since FDR to be elected to the presidency for 3 consecutive terms, but he had to decline in order to attend kindergarden. His renown has grown since then after winning a record 4 congressional medals of honor, almost reaching the number of children he has fathered. He attained the first medal for ridding the streets of his life-long nemesis, Simon Phoenix. The second was for containing an ex-US militant and his brigade of troops who were threatening San Fransisco with nuclear missiles from Alcatraz. The third was for saving himself, his wife and child, and dozens of others from Russian terrorists aboard Air Force One, during which he uttered his most legendary quote "Get off my plane!" for the first time. He just recently received his fourth medal for saving 23 passengers from a speeding bus that couldn't go under 55 mph or a bomb would explode.