Tom Shepard[President]

Hometown - The Imperial Lanes Jukebox

Boot Size - Bigger than you might think...

Color - Sunset Blush Pink

In a land of Ernies, Tom is a true Bert. He found his roots shredding gnar in the lackluster hills of upstate New York. Tom has the racing skills and street cred of a Martin Luther King and Biggie Smalls hybrid. He works on many of the team’s most complicated logistics from printing directions to procuring small, medium, and extra large sausages. Also known as the ski ninja, he apparently doesn’t know that an all-black ski outfit doesn’t blend in with the snow. He delights in examining the pin exchanging mechanisms in the bowels of central Pennsylvania bowling alleys and staying hydrated with his Camelback Ice Queen® on the slopes.