Kelly Boswell[President]

Hometown - The Armpit of America

Boot Volume - 40oz

Color - Crème White

Born with very few mutations from one of the cleanest super-fund sites in New Jersey, Kelly has always been a strong racer. Though constantly hassled by ACSC due to doping allegations, the only type of artificial enhancement Kelly fancies is smoked kielbasa. When she’s not gracing the slopes of Blue Mountain with her carefully clothed presence, you can find her sponsoring less carefully clothed theatric dance competitions across the state. Though her often lack of memory may preclude her remembering you, meeting Kelly will undoubtedly be a sobering and liberating experience for you.